Thursday, 12 February 2009

I will survive!


In the spirit of Valentine, my friend sent me this song....the edited version...just thought i'd share. To all those loverless sistas, I am sure this would be comforting in some way.


OK Lassies, all together now, to the tune of"I will survive"

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on

...But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!


Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size dones'nt count??!!


[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


Send this to all of the cool chicks you know, And all the dudes who can handle this new remix


M'je

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

The Vodka Train!

One of the most exciting things i have ever done was skydiving...then paragliding, then jetskiing at 40mph across the mediterrenean even though I can't swim to save my life. Yes, I like risks and testing my limits. I love taking risks, scary yeah but thats when I am most balanced :-)
I started travelling a few years ago but for work/personal commitments couldnt make it through, but i take every oppurtunity I have and visit the next available and convenient location. I figured if I can swim to save my life I might as well drink vodka for a weeks on a train and not feel bad about it. I heard about the Transiberian and Transmanchurian railway. The main plan was to start off at St Petersburg/Moscow then Ulanbataar then end up in Beijing or Vladivostok, the main focus was to travel for days on a train and drink litres of potent liquids and if we were not on a dialysis machine by the time we reached our destination then we'll see the Great Wall, the plan was cut short when my partner backed off from the plan. This wasnt the short of trip a single black girl would take on her own in far far away Russia. I have watched too many movies, the likes of Touritas and hostel to know what might become of me if i get into any trouble. Yes its called paranoia!

Ok, as i didnt have a contingency plan it means I'll have to start all over again as my desire to get on the vodka train hasnt wavered! I am searching for a travel group or partner.
M'je