Thursday, 5 July 2012

Title? You tell me.

 I wrote this blog a while ago with the intention of posting it but it never happened. So here is it.

I have often wondered if it is me or if the world has suddenly gone beserk. I mean why do I constantly attract dull men? This is rhetorical. For one, it doesn't reflect positively on me. Meaning I am Either dull or I just attract a special breed of assholes. I'd like to go with the latter.

You see, I haven't been in a relationship per say in a while so getting back into the dating game is rather cumbersome. Maybe I expect top notch or I am unfortunate enough to meet men who give too little or nothing at all. So when the member of the opposite sex fails to stimulate me intellectually it leaves me rather disappointed suffice to say that's why I am still single.

The last conversation I had with a suitor goes like this.
Suitor: So how are you my lady?
Me: *hmmm* Fine
Suitor: What are you doing, you seem distracted.?
Me: well I am actually having breakfast.
Suitor: Really? *as if I had just told him I landed a spaceship*
Me: Yes, really!!!
Suitor: So what are you eating?
Me: Bread *monosyllables will do*
Suitor: AND WHAT. Is it only bread?
Me: ....and eggs *sigh*
Suitor: Fried or Boiled?
Me:...... Raw.....*I had had it*, you know what? Let's chat later.
(Click)

I don't have the patience for blandness and ordinary people. I have never and will never do. One thing is certain he and I ain't going nowhere. I had better conversations in my teens and with younger men. What the hell is going on?


M'je

27 comments:

♥Seeing Life Through My Eyes♥ said...

so it's everywhere then.....I attract very dull and short guys....very bad combo

Tonia said...

I would just like to say it goes both ways. if the conversation was bland, maybe it was because you were not interested in talking to him in the first place. Nothing stops you from spicing it up. I mean, help a brother out. u just didn't like the guy.

Miss M said...

Yeah, i think Tonia is right. Sometimes it is okay to put yourself and actually make an effort.
Now when you do make that effort and the guy is still intellectually 'fried or boiled' feel free to throw your hands up and walk away. :D
But until then, throw the brothers a lifeline or two even.

@ilola said...

I agree with Tonia too

'Lara said...

You just did not like the guy because not all conversations start out nicely. It was bland because you also choose to make it bland.

aloted said...

awww...he was prolly trying to break the ice and get the convo moving...

i know you didn't find it funny but it made me laugh

hang in there!

Mamuje said...

To be honest I didnt fancy the guy but 'Fried or Boiled'? Come on people. Thats soooooo wrong on so many different levels. Haba!

Some guys can actually make a breakfast conversation sound interesting.

Amy said...

"Fried or boiled" Wow my brother had better 'game' than that when he was 10!

Ginger said...

Pele shaa. I do understand. For me, the brain is the sexiest part of a man and this is expressed in his conversation!! Fried or boiled can make great conversation. Just depends on who and how interested you are in him/her :)

Mamuje said...

AMy- You feel me.

Ginger- As a foodie I find food very stimulating conversation. I just dont like dull men. Shikena!

itsjustmedaringtodream said...

I hear you! Blah is so...'typical'. Who wants 'ordinary'. You, my dear, are uniquely YOU..so make sure any suitor that wants your attention is uniquely HIM and can entertain your interest...if not, know you will be very bored in a relationship and THAT my dear is just a waste of time and space! So sending you positive vibes that Mr. Right and Interesting comes your way soon! (cause that will most definitely spice up blog posts for all the world to read :) )

Fluffycutething said...

LOL it was just a bad day for the fellow...

try him out when you're not eating LMAO

Nutty J. said...

Babes oooo... LWKM... I beg free the guy, he didnt know how to stir the conversation the way you wanted.

Maybe you could have replied with:

'Seriously? are you seriously asking me that?'...and then you chuckle a bit and see if he laughs off his foolish question and then re-start the convo in a better manner

...because he might have been a bit intimidated by your responses.

Just my thoughts

Sleek Shirley said...

oh well, the dull ones are everywhere these days and so are the shy ones.....Gosh!. you don't like him, so on to the next one....., if he likes you he will come knocking again, this time with a Very Spicy Conversation,....shikena

LucidLilith said...

Dry spells pass. You will bump into that special someone when you are not looking.

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